Jad Choueiri, Aaaarrrggghhh!

Anyone checking out the plethora of Arabic music channels, that keep popping up on every satellite frequency possible, and having the courage to go through the experience of watching some of the videos they play will most probably catch the name Jad Choueiri on their screen quite often.

Jad Choueiri is a Lebanese singer, producer and video director.
He and the people he’s working with are riding the wave of sexually crazed music and videos that are playing on Arabic music channels.
From Tina to Maria to his own material and others, this guy is the driving force behind the lowest music ever released in the Arab world.

Being a music fan who stops by Arabic music channels on his daily trip through the Vh1s, MTVs, Rotanas, Mazzikas and other satellite music channels, I have come to know his style very well.

In short, if the video has the singer looking at the camera like a cat in heat, showing their tongues a lot, breathing heavily, baring more skin than you’d usually expect and singing already bad lyrics like shit, then it’s most probably something Jad is associated to.

But, giving credit where credit is due, his style of directing is quite good if we forget about the sex obsession.
I think that if he focuses more on that and starts thinking more with his brain instead of some other part of his body, he could really produce some pretty nice music videos. Maybe.

As for singing, he should totally forget about it. His voice sucks like hell, and his lyrics are even worse.
I get ear cramps, if such a thing exists, whenever I catch a song of his on ๐Ÿ˜›

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Mohamed Marwen Meddah

Mohamed Marwen Meddah is a Tunisian-Canadian, web aficionado, software engineering leader, blogger, and amateur photographer.

58 thoughts on “Jad Choueiri, Aaaarrrggghhh!”

  1. Thank You MMM, I was going to write something about this guy, but you did it first, and you said exactly what’s on my mind, and on the minds of many others who are suffering from the low level of Arabic music these days.
    You were right about Jad’s talent in directing, he should really reconsider if he wants to improve. Every time I remember how cheap and dirty the video clips he directed really are, I can’t but feel disgusted. It’s such a shame to give Arabic music such a bad reputation on the local and international levels.

  2. well i think jad rocks ,,, i love him soo much and i even like his songs..
    we ll hes better than a lot of guys that cant even sing and just go on the screen dancing

  3. ***********
    don’t insult people you don’t know.Ok?Are you brain deaf…caz the only person who should consider using his brain is you right now!Dont bullsh** about him ok.I bet when u watch some of his clips that he directed, you drool!so dont judge people without thouroughly knowing them well.
    By writing an article about jad and insulting him,
    This shows your lack of confidence hayati ,because you think by dissing other people u can cover your cons!

  4. Jad is gay and nasty….look what the they’re doing to the youth in the arab country….messing them up, and espicially this man, look at his face expression, his tight clothes, his nasty dancing! Why cant more people be more like Sami yusuf? *sigh*

  5. Roba.. yea.. hes one of the guys who dance like girls.. ๐Ÿ™
    MMM icouldnt agree with you more!!.. the first time i saw him was one night when i was trying to fall asleep his video came on ..and i was so disturbed i thought it was a nightmare ..so the next morning i looked him up on the internet and there he was!! it was for real! (I dont know why i was that suprised because of course there are so many out there like him .. and Nancy Ajram..and Ruby..and Alex..etc).. so anyway .. i think this guy is so disgusting .. he came out of the enrique eglasias wannabe factory.. and he sounds like he needs to blow his nose!…seriously listen to that voice! and his dancing makes me so sick.. !! .. it used to be just women.. now whats happening to our men??.. are they all turning gay cuz we have to copy everything America is doing ?? because its supposedly “backwards” not to??.. o ya and in Nancy Ajrams videos she always has some gay guy hanging around her..he reminds me of Jad and Alex and them ..i dont know any Arabs who like this kind of stuff.. but since we let TV depict how we should live and no one seems to have any standard they will all prbly be praising these people and trying to look and act like them in a few years..

    “The Key” u r a sick perverted child and u r telling MMM not to judge people while u sit there and talk like that about him???.. u make no sense.. please keep ur perverted thoughts to yourself.. or better yet just go back to watching Jad ..he is more on your level

    anyway.. thanks MMM for taking stance against these horrible videos and voices coming out nowadays!.. its such as shame that the same culture that gave us so much beauty like Abdel 7alim and Fairuz and Oum Kulthom.. has come to this!

  6. jad choueiri is the new god in the arab scene i love him so sos oso so much you are just jealous people

  7. popular music like all popular arts reflects in many ways the socio-economic-psychologic mainstreams that rules any given society in any given moment. western categorial expressions defining different musical periods takes it for guaranteed that different times means different music – and thats why these epriods are charachtarized by decades like “seventees” “eightees” or by time-related expressions like “retro”. sevntees music does not only refer to music that was made in the seventies – but to a whole style of music – u know what – im not in a mood to writing a lecture or a research

    briefly – our society is sick and so our music – like our politics and social life

  8. c’mon people we dont have 2 hear these ugly words about jad if u dont like some 1 u dont have 2 say these bad words 4 diffrent ppl 2 hear if u think so abt jad keep these thoughts 2 ur self i think jad is soooo good lookin and if u dont like da dancin then u dont understand cool dancing coz he dances sooo good!!
    i wish my bf would dance just like that ๐Ÿ™‚
    or even drees like that
    and olly ezay and aaoulak 2ih was great maybe he doesnt have the great voice but hes not the only one !

  9. I agree that jad is a gay and all , but how dare u lyla 2 compare him with enrique , enrique has the most beautifull sound ever and his songs are the best love songs ..

  10. Jad is the best and u shouldn’t say bad things about him just cuzu r jealus from him! , i love jad choueiri!!!!!JAD 4 EVER!!!

  11. Jad is the best and u shouldn’t say bad things about him just cuzu r jealus from him! , i love jad choueiri!!!!!JAD 4 EVER!!!

  12. I would like to put some comments on some quotes exracted from other people posts here and to communicate some personal thoughts, first of all I’m not with any of the two sides, neutral just like a neutron!

    Jad Choueiri’s videos:
    With the exception of the video of someone named Tina, which is empty && nonsene && sucks big time (it’s like one of these fu**ng ads in cheep porn channels, pff:( ), I can’t see anything disturbing or “sexually crazed” or that kind of stuff. Maybe your just amplifing the problem more than it actually is!
    I’m not saying that these videos rock & blah blah, they are rather ‘light’ music, ‘jettable’ and I suppose they are not meant to be compared to songs like Enrique’s(one of my best), I can’t see anything gay in these songs & I don’t think his dressing style is any guy oriented or it does MAKE(=TRANSFORM) him that way, maybe unusual that’s all. In his songs, the voice doesn’t matter that much, only beat & rythm.
    Please if you have no updated contact with dancing styles, new ones, please don’t say things like “dances like a girl”, (he does not really; reconsider to look again, do you expect him to dance oriental style with those audios??, come on please)

    Copying things like dance & dress styles do not heart I think, as long as one does not blindly imitate!

    [quote]
    Jad is gay and nasty….look what the they’re doing to the youth in the arab country….messing them up
    [/quote]
    yeah I see this idea frequently = conspiracy against arab youth in this world through music and new singers, etc…. messing them up
    Everyone, your ideas about this??
    don’t you think Arab youth is ‘big’ enough & conscious enough to recognize the difference between ROCKS and SUCKS??

    [quote]
    they will all prbly be praising these people and trying to look and act like them in a few years
    [/quote]
    Just wait another few months to see the effect of an important factor = time
    In my case, i would never try to look like anyone or adopt any habit unless I am totally convinced about it && I have reasons for that!

    [quote]
    its such as shame that the same culture that gave us so much beauty like Abdel 7alim and Fairuz and Oum Kulthom.. has come to this!
    [/quote]
    Listen, (not specifically the quote’s author), everyone has it’s own tastes as time changes, If you do not like a particular song or a kinda music just goddamn ignore it, simple!
    yes it’s true new kinds of music, life style, dressing styles are born with time and circumstances, f**kerys in this unfair world, i’ll point you to the whole HipHop culture as an example, originally born within African Immegrated quarters that have been faced to racism, poverty, violence etc etc etc, also Blues Music, etc.. well known stories
    Wanna dance, (limiting to arab music) get some Jad, wanna relax or try to fall asleep get some OumKalthoum not MelodyHitsTV!!
    How can I dance (for a variety or reasons, fun w/ friends, stress removal, …) under the rhymes of ‘Abdel 7alim and Fairuz and Oum Kulthom’, yeah you guessed right, I can’t!
    We have in our arab society BTW, some active & true HipHop groups (rappers mainly) their music reflects problems in society etc
    they are not necessarily “Made in USA”

    [quote]
    our society is sick and so our music
    [/quote]
    it’s always HORRIBLE these kinds of generalizations, better reform this to :
    “PORTIONS of our society are sick and THERE IS ANOTHER UNRELATED THING also: SOME of our music ALSO” that would make more sense maybe

    [quote]
    o ya and in Nancy Ajrams videos she always has some gay guy hanging around her
    [/quote]
    what I don’t remember seeing gays there, correct if me goes wrong!

    After all we are supposed to like or not to like songs, not the singers, personally if they are gay or straight is none of my business(their own lives) it’s the music what matters isn’t it??!
    They say O-Zone are gay but what the hell
    Elton John is gay i don’t give a damn!

    Ruby videos sound are like s|-|it, none is interesting = fake & instantly switch once seeing one!

    Another thing, why we can never succeed in applying sexually inspired ideas to videos when we want, it always comes ugly, cheap, crazed & obsessed.
    At the other hand, others succeed!
    Why is that? What’s wrong with us?

    With respect for everyone’s opinion:
    so I don’t see why you are are overreacting guys
    and the other “JAD 4 EVER” guys, c pas la peine to immortalize the guy!
    I Like the “Enrique wannabe school” ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Any comments & constructive criticism is widely welcome :))

  13. I think all of u guys should chill out and relax a little…..this constipation about sex is a little too much for me.
    U guys shoul at least give people credit for things that u wish to do but can not really do regarding ur country, families, or whatsoever morality u think u hvae in ur own world.
    The world is not WHAT U THINK IT IS OR SHOULD BE.
    thousands of people are on this planet regarding if u like their style or not they just don’t give a shit about ur comments….coz at the end of the day…they are the ones in the spotlight … and they are the one having fun with their lives.
    so wake up , relax a little….RELAAAAAAAAX coz it’s not a big deal and i do think he actually ROCKS!!!!
    U guys just have to grow up a bit of ur immaturity….it takes time….but acceptance is the key to a better world, without meeding to judge people, let them be….and if u don’t like them at all, then don’t listen to their music and go and get a life!!!!
    instead of spreading bad words.
    GET A LIFE!!!!!

  14. Joelle thank u very much I like ur post, you’ve just expressed what i couldnt find the right words to express ;))
    thnx again
    RELAAAAAAAX

  15. hey !! i just adore jad choueiri !! no one loves him like i do i sweaaaaar !! so anyone help me to know more about him ?? i swear !! i love him so muccccccch & i don’t care what u’re saying about him !! i love jad .. add me : luv_jad_choueiri@hotmail.com

  16. i love you very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much and i want you to marry me i’m egyption and my name is dalia and i’m 22 years old ,would you marry me ?

    please answer me quickly

  17. i love you very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very much and i want you to marry me i’m egyption and my name is dalia and i’m 22 years old ,would you marry me ?

    please answer me quickly

  18. Hey dalia, its Jad, yes of course i will marry you, aren’t you lucky i came upon your post here by chance?!?

    love
    Jad C.

    (please woman do you absolutely have to make yourself look like such a dumbass?)

  19. HI JAD
    HOW R U LOOK I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT I CAN’T FIND ANY PICTURE OF YOU SO IF ANY ONE WHO LISSEN TO ME JUST TELL ME IN WHICH PLACE I CAN FIND HIS PICTURE OK

  20. Jad choueiri you are the cutest singer i have ever seen in my lofe. ill u merry me i love you very much. you are soo cute & you’e songs are greatest i have ever heard. & the people which are saying bad things about him are just jealous. so….burn in hell……. i love you jad choueiri……happy valentines day jad
    plz answer my letter
    Zozo

  21. well, i guess u all do have a point, the words, they suck, the dancing, it rocks, the tounges, sexy, the clothes, are gay,…. etc. but after all who cares…. i love him coz he’s got the gutts

  22. well, i was thinkin… and i guess that if u all just look at it from a new point of view… He Actually did succeed, coz look at us, we’re disscussing him! so it means he made it!
    Go For It Jado…

  23. Dear Jado,
    I really think that these desprates didn’t find anyone to breed them…Sorry for whatever was hurting… All what I can say , is, Keep the good job ..You are tallented ,successful & of course..good looking guy ..Good Luck.. See you in more vedeo clips soon.

  24. All u pple who think dat jad choueiri aint good enuff well u better think again check out wut he did to succeed he had a long a really long journy to become a nb one! he was a great student he studyed in sorbonne university he worked hard enough and he deserves wut he is gettin and even more! he made amazing video clips that are a combination of arabic music with english his style his dancing are THE BOMB! and i mean it! allright he is hot and the clips re hot too but hey are you pple cant take it if the arabs heated up the things a little bit instead of beeing stiff and closed minded so what?! if a little bit of skin is showin ..so what?! if he dances more like a break dancer So What!!! he is still the best and its not only you haters who will judge him every one judges him and if he had not gain so much of success and if he haven’t enetered pple’s hearts and minds by everything he is doing he wouldnt been in the charts as nb one! neither the clips he made for maria and tina would’ve been noticed but everythin is da opposite so LIVE WITH DAT…and open up ur minds a bit and accept a little bit of change..LOOSEN UP PEOPLE! peace
    we looove you jad choueiri keep da good work and feel free to express all ur feelings and thaughts in any way u want!
    Aline.

  25. I adore you jad i can not find my self with out you i make all of my effor to find anews , pic , song . but i can not find any pic for you so that i could print you pics from your webside but its very hardly cause i can not zoom any pic its too small but its too nice and beautifully i put it on the walls of my room and i writ your name on it also . i am very sad cause alot of the people hate you i can not kowe why this ????????? do not put in your mind and work hardly to be success for ever . i hope to you happy live and sweet mary with the girl that you love my love . i sent to you alot of carts mails on your e mail but you not accept me i feel sad from your computer but never mind my love jadjoud .

  26. Jad…..He is not using up his Talents properly…dancin like gurls…thts the Only thing Bad or else all his worKs ain`t tht bad……Though a LIl impr0vement can further upgrade his Works……………

  27. a Warm “Hi ” and “Welcome” to all oF my not-fans and offcourse my Fans.I luved UR comments and thanks for keepin me update with Ur Suggesti0ns.Being honest,I am trying to re-create new VidEo`s of my previous VIDEO releases i.e Oully Ezay and , Ao`llak Eih.In my opinion “EL-MAZZIKA” z fine But i neeed ur Comments N advices on this 2……in the end i`d like to set a message for all my lovers (Gurls especially) , Look chicks i can`t marrry anyone of u , nor love u all personallly individualllly(lovin all my fans is true but take it =NOT PERSONNAL HEART INDIVIDUAL LOVE)….and i`m soorrry to Say this tht PLZ STOP SENDING ME UR LOVE LIKE THIS ,my G.F does not like this…tHanx i`lll check Back on u PEOPLE,Till then Byeeeeeeeeeeee………………………

  28. salut jad j’aime beaucuop votre musique,votre voie douce,votre baby face,votre mani

  29. j’aime jad choueiri il est adorable et charmant c’est mon meilleur chanteur melody hits et arabia et mazzika sans lui est nul vous etes un bon star pars a zizi pas a maria maria veut l’argent seul pas toi

  30. please jad envoie a moi des photos parce que mon ame brule desir sur vous je t’aime i love you jad choueiri

  31. please c’est urgent,jad si vous avez lu mon commentaire et si vous respectez vos fans,envoyer
    moi des photos car j’en est besoin

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