Master of English

I just took this quiz called: "How grammatically sound are you?".

And well, here are the results:

You are a MASTER of the English language!

While your English is not exactly perfect, you are still more grammatically correct than just about every American. Still, there is always room for improvement...

Now, I never expected that.
I mean, ok, I know my English is quite good; It practically was my mother tongue. But I know that I have some weakness in grammar sometimes.
And God do I hate punctuation!
I always feel I'm putting my punctuation marks in the wrong places and I probably am.

Anyway, now that I read the result again and see that I'm being compared to Americans, I think I'm starting to agree :P

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Yeah, your english is very nice. However, just wanted to tell you that being compared to Americans is not a good thing. Seriously, they suck in English!
Still, you're are a talented writer!

Posted by: Zizou at April 5, 2004 05:13 PM

I know.
That's what I meant.

I mean, if I'm being compared to Americans, of course I can be considered a master in English :P

Posted by: MMM at April 5, 2004 05:52 PM

My score was:

You are a GRAMMAR GOD!

If your mission in life is not already to preserve the English tongue, it should be. Congratulations and thank you!


P.S. I was really surprised! But it was nice. :)

Posted by: Saqf at April 5, 2004 06:43 PM

Oh really, you japanese speaking arab hobbit :P

Good for you Lynxo ;)
So if you're so good at grammar, could you at least shed some light on how the hell I should use punctuation ? It's killing me !

Posted by: MMM at April 5, 2004 06:59 PM

Welcome to Lynxo's FREE English courses.

Lesson 1:
First of all, you need to stop using the French way of punctuation in your English writing.

Do not to leave extra spaces that does not exist in English writing, and would show that you are a francophone! (i.e. !, ?, :, ", (, & ))
Those marks come right next to the letter that precedes them. In French, we have a space, but in English we don't.

That should be all for tonight. :)

Hope to see you again in our coming lessons.

Lynxo Baggins, The fat hobbit

Posted by: Saqf (aka Lynxo) at April 5, 2004 09:45 PM

Homework:

Spot out the "grammatical" errors that Lynxo sensei made -intentionally- in Lesson 1.

Hint:
You can go to www.askoxford.com for further readings.

Posted by: Saqf (aka Lynxo) at April 6, 2004 12:16 AM

Well, I read your blod and Aquacool everyday so I started my own blog, hope you'll link me!
zizou.firewebx.com/thoughts.php

Posted by: Zizou at April 6, 2004 04:41 AM

Loooool
Thanks for the lesson Saqf :)

And I'll sure add your blog to my blogroll zizou ;)

Posted by: MMM at April 6, 2004 10:02 AM

I am a MASTER of the English language also, but then again, I'm an American (please don't hold that against me).

Posted by: Jenn at April 8, 2004 10:51 PM

lol...
don't worry, nothing will be held against you, because there simply is nothing to hold ;)

Posted by: MMM at April 9, 2004 02:53 AM
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