You Know You’re Arab If…

I already posted something like this before called You know you’re an Arab when…. Anyway I came across another such list, and thought I’d pick some of the best ones and put them up here. So, basically, you know you’re Arab if…

– You go to Arabic restaurants abroad, tell the owners you’re Arab, and think you’re going to get free food.

– You fight over who pays the dinner bill.

– You don’t use the word “tease” in English cause you feel weird.

– At weddings it takes the bride and groom 4 hours to kiss all the guests.

– You have a gold necklace of your name written in Arabic.

– You feel proud when someone famous or a celebrity has any Arabic blood in them.

– You wear more cologne than deodorant.

– You put olive oil in and on everything and brag about how healthy it is.

– You gossip about your own family…with members of your own family.

– You cook a meal that lasts 3 days.

-You think it’s cool to dance and smoke at the same time.

You can go on here and check out the other post: You know you’re an Arab when…

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