Prison vs. Work
IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.
IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.
IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself.
IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.
IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.
IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren
3 Responses to “Prison vs. Work”
Bilel on Apr 18, 2007 | Reply
Do they engage Web Product Managers? I will apply for sure!
Mouez on Apr 18, 2007 | Reply
exelent
MMM on Apr 18, 2007 | Reply
@Bilel: Prison offers career opportunities for everyone, no matter what their profession is. It’s amazing
@Mouez: lol… Want me to help get you in?