The Church Of Google

And so The Church of Google has come to be, grouping members who believe Google is the closest thing to an actual God.
The Google Trinity consists of the Internet, Google Search Engine and the Web Browser (Such as Firefox, Opera & Safari but NEVER Internet Explorer)

The church’s site even has a page where they state the proofs that Google is God.
Not to forget the 10 Commandments of Google.

Google being God, the church’s FAQ page says it’s only obvious that Microsoft is Satan.

There’s even a Google afterlife, as by uploading our thoughts and opinions onto the internet, we live on in Google’s cache even after our death.

[Via: Sandmonkey]

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