Need a custom-made fatwa (religious decree) to fit your needs?
Apparently you can get that in India for the great price of $22 per fatwa.
This month being Ramadan and all, I bet you could get a special offer if you order a bunch, sort of like a “buy 2 get 1 for free” or something.
Among the fatwas bought were decrees saying Muslims may not use credit cards or double beds. One cleric issued a fatwa in support of watching TV; another wrote one against.
So let your imagination run wild and order the fatwa you want as long as the offer lasts. I doubt these clerics will even have a problem issuing fatwas that directly contradict with the teachings of the Koran.
What a scandal!!