Quick Joke

A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs:

“Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”

The wife says, “UNBELIEVABLE! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”

“I don’t care. Just pack and leave!!!”

[Via: 2:48AM]

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LOOOOOOL!

Posted by: orange at May 3, 2006 12:11 AM

LoL! That's a terrible, terrible joke! hahahaha!

Posted by: Jenn at May 3, 2006 04:39 AM

Happy to win a fortune, happy to get the divorce, and unhappy to share his fortune with his ex-wife.
Shit happens :-)

Posted by: Swobodin at May 4, 2006 12:58 PM
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