Quick Joke
A man gets home, screeches his car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of his lungs:
“Honey, pack your bags. I won the lottery!”
The wife says, “UNBELIEVABLE! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?”
“I don’t care. Just pack and leave!!!”
[Via: 2:48AM]
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Happy to win a fortune, happy to get the divorce, and unhappy to share his fortune with his ex-wife.
Shit happens :-)

