Gillette Unveils 5-bladed Razor

Gillette FusionGillette has unveiled a new line of razors with five blades and a lubricating strip on both the front and back.

The razor, known as the Fusion, has blades spaced 30 percent closer than Gillette's current MACH3Turbo system. It also has a single blade on the back of the cartridge for shaving sideburns or trimming under the nose.

The Fusion will also be available in a power version and features a micro-chip that regulates the voltage and blade action. Other high-tech features include a low battery indicator light and a safety switch that shuts the razor down after eight minutes of continuous operation.

It seems that everytime a razor company runs into the obstacle of coming up with a new product to out-do their competition, the only thing they can think of is adding an extra blade.

But then again, what could they do?
It's just a razor for God's sake!
I mean, they already added the lubricating strips, they made it's shape aerodynamic, they made it's head flexible, they made it vibrate, what else can they do but keep piling up the blades?

In a few years time we'll end up with 20-blade razors that would serve better as a Ninja weapon.

I really don't know why all this is needed, I personally think the 2-bladed Gillette Sensor Excel was really good enough. Now that i'm using the Mach3, shaving is not getting any better, in fact you lose precision with the extra blade.

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Comments

LOL very funny,I like the ninja part

Posted by: DraKo at September 16, 2005 09:45 AM

I think one day, a razor will be with a High-Color TFT screen in wich you'll find a Microsoft Windows CE 200X mobile Version Razor Edition crashing down with its message box saying :" Your blades are Corrupted, restart me plz"
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noway, it's a commercial compitition for nothing

Posted by: tom at September 16, 2005 10:14 AM

This won't make me like shaving anyway ;).

Posted by: fefe at September 16, 2005 04:37 PM

My beef with these razors is that the replacement razors are SoOoooOOoOOOooOO expensive!!! Buying a 4-pack in CA is like $19 over here!!! And when the fiancé and I did the calculations for the use and maintenance of an electrical shaver, it seems like it's not much less. The only difference is that the electrical shaver doesn't do as close of a shave. ARGH! There has to be another way when it comes to shaving.

Posted by: Jenn at September 16, 2005 07:18 PM
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