Global Economics in 2 Cows

You have 2 cows:

Socialism: The government takes them both and gives you some of their milk.

Fascism: The government takes them both and sells you the milk.

Nazism: The government takes them both and shoots you.

Bureucracy: The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other then spills the milk.

Capitalism: You sell one cow, use the money to buy a bull and breed the remaining cow with the bull, increasing your assets.

Arab Corporation: You sell one cow, then force the other cow to produce 4 times as much milk as usual, then find it shocking when the cow collapses.

Japanese Corporation: You redesign the cows so that they are 10 times smaller, and yet produce 10 times more milk, then design a cartoon character called

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