Top Ten Questions Not To Ask In A Job Interview

Just found this. It's hilarious! LOL...

The Top Ten Questions Not To Ask In A Job Interview:

10. What's your company's policy on severance pay?
9. How long does it take your company's bureaucracy to get around to firing somebody for poor performance?
8. Could I get an office that's really close to the exit?
7. Does your company's life insurance cover suicide?
6. Who's the ugly bitch in that picture on your desk?
5. Does your company's insurance consider genital herpes a pre-existing condition?
4. How many sick days do you allow each employee before you stop paying them for not being here?
3. Does your insurance cover sex-change operations?
2. Does your LAN have a firewall that blocks triple-X websites?
1. How frequently do your accountants audit petty cash?

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LOL!! Hilarious..
Thanks for the good laugh :D

Posted by: saoirse at December 24, 2004 08:41 PM

lol...
happy you liked it :)

Posted by: MMM at December 27, 2004 07:52 AM

LOL! That was AMAZING! loooool!

Posted by: Eman-Aqua at December 27, 2004 08:20 AM

George Carlin once said If you don't want the job just point to the interviewer's photo of his wife, and ask "Who's the cunt?"

Posted by: Mac DDY at April 14, 2005 01:19 AM
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