More Free GMail Invites

Ok, so I have another 6 Gmail invitations to give away, but I thought maybe we should make it more fun this time around 🙂

All you have to do to get one of these Gmail invites is to comment and post a joke.

The people with the six funniest jokes get the invites 🙂

Let the jokes begin 😉

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Mohamed Marwen Meddah

Mohamed Marwen Meddah is a Tunisian-Canadian, web aficionado, software engineering leader, blogger, and amateur photographer.

13 thoughts on “More Free GMail Invites”

  3. Hehe, 3anjad! How did such an idea occur to you? 🙂 Although I must say, a GMail account is well worth the effort, I’m really happy with mine.

  4. Ok! Its all trash…So, why not to have one gmail?
    Do you have any invite? Put it in my my trash! 🙂

  5. Come on guys ..where r the joke ..ok MMM already gave me an account … I am just going to assume this applies retroactively 😉 for the fun of it and to encourage u guys to share some jokes … ok ..here is my input … I apologize in advance ..it is in Arabic..and some are rated R 🙂
    واحدة قالت لزوجا :انا رايحة لعند الجارة خمس دقايق ابقى كل نص ساعة حرك الطنجرة

  7. Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion
    for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an
    embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met
    a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would
    marry, he thought to himself, she’ll never go through with the
    marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme
    sacrifice and gave up beans.

    Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his
    birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down.
    Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her
    that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way
    home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked
    beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk
    he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home.
    It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and
    before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.

    All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he
    felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed
    somewhat excited. She exclaimed, “Darling, I have the most
    wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!” She put a
    blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the
    table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was
    beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was
    about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again
    made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she
    went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the
    opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was
    not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time
    breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about
    him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came
    on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel
    engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he
    tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would
    dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon
    winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a
    minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

    With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells
    he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top
    of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when
    his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if
    he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not
    peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, “SURPRISE!!!”

    To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated
    around the table for his surprise birthday party.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Please send the gmail invite to bp9129@comcast.net

    thank you

  8. there was an american a indorian and a sardarji taking part in a liar detecting test.
    first the american said, i thick that i drink 4 cups of tea.
    the machine showed red, he was lying.
    then the indorian said ithink i drink 5 cups of tea.
    the machine showed red, he was lying
    then came the sardarji, he said i think … and the machine blinked red, sardarji’s cannot think!!

    hope u liked my joke and send me a gmail invitation.

  9. Pls i need a gmail invire pls do provide i will appreciate it alot….thank and god bless

  10. hi! would appreciate if you could give me a gmail invite… pls, this is important to me… thank you!

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