I, Republican

Just like Asimov's three laws of robotics, here are the three laws of Republicans:

1. A Republican may not injure a corporation, or, through inaction, allow a corporation to come to harm.
2. A Republican must obey the orders given it by corporations except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A Republican must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

This is simply hilarious, lol...
I love it...

[Via Billmon]

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