Just like Asimov’s three laws of robotics, here are the three laws of Republicans:
- A Republican may not injure a corporation, or, through inaction, allow a corporation to come to harm.
- A Republican must obey the orders given it by corporations except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
- A Republican must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
This is simply hilarious, lol…
I love it…
[Via Billmon]
