Husband : (Returning late from work) “Good Evening dear….I’m now logged in.”
Wife: Have you brought the groceries?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband: Syntax Error. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found . . .
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card, I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied (I believe in Biodata)
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters . . .
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are useless.
Husband: It’s by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use . . . Try later. (I believe in Biodata)
Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown Virus.
[Thanks to my friend Yassine for sending this to me.]