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See our review:
Afghanistan, Iraq, and right now, our newest project is Haiti.

These countries beneficed of our products. In addition, they got their gift absolutely free (Hamid Karzai, Ahmad Chalabi and Gérard Latortue )

Free*: You don't have to pay now. The expenses will be covered by controlling your natural resources that are valuable to WhiteHouse®, or rebuilding contracts (after destroying your country) assigned to WhiteHouse® or one of its affiliates. Although, we accept any kind of natural resources, but we have preference to oil.

Democracy**: democracy is not available everywhere. Please contact WhiteHouse® customer representative to see if it will be available in your country. If establishing democracy will create trouble to WhiteHouse® or any of its affiliates, the contract won't be valid. If the regime in your country is democratic, we are still able to change it if needed.

President***: although this is a gift, you have to accept it. The other offers will not be granted if you refuse this gift.