Here are some funny bumper stickers:
- How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
- You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me, not you!
- Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- I need someone really bad… are you really bad?
- The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
- Out of my mind… back in five minutes.
- Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
- Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.