Funny Bumper Stickers

Here are some funny bumper stickers:

  • How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
  • You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me, not you!
  • Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
  • WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
  • I need someone really bad… are you really bad?
  • The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
  • Out of my mind… back in five minutes.
  • Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
  • Where there’s a will… I want to be in it.

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