Funny Bumper Stickers

Here are some funny bumper stickers:

• How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
• You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me, not you!
• Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
• WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
• I need someone really bad... are you really bad?
• The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.
• Out of my mind... back in five minutes.
• Forget world peace. Visualize using your turn signal.
• Where there's a will... I want to be in it.

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