Computer One-liners

These are some of my favourite computer one-liners:

  • A user friendly computer first requires a friendly user.
  • Bug? That’s not a bug, that’s a feature.
  • Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.
  • Computer analyst to programmer: “You start coding. I’ll go find out what they want.”
  • Computers can never replace human stupidity.
  • Daddy, what does FORMATTING DRIVE C mean?
  • Every bug you find is the last one.
  • If your computer says, “Printer out of Paper,” this problem cannot be resolved by continuously clicking the “OK” button.
  • It works! Now if only I could remember what I did…
  • My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.
  • Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk?
  • To be, or not to be, those are the parameters.

For more go to: 150 Computer One-liners.

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